Because Halloween is just a week away, what better way to celebrate than…uh, a jet-powered coffin car? Let’s roll with it. Built by Robert ‘Rocket Man’ Maddox (previously), he nicknamed the dead pirate themed pulsejet powered death trap ‘The Halloween Machine’. I want it. Plus if I crash and die they can just dig a hole and bury me in it — nothing left for my family to do but some spitting.