This is a video from a recent Cincinnati Reds game of a fan catching a foul ball that bounces in the stands while bottle-feeding an infant in his lap. Pretty impressive. Of course I could have caught that ball while bottle-feeding a baby, feeding myself a hot dog, drinking a beer, scrolling through Instagram, waving a foam finger, scratching my back, pointing at the hot dog guy for another wiener, and grabbing my wallet out of my back pocket all at the same time. But that’s just me and I’m a superhero. And by superhero I mean supervillain. I’m Doctor Octopus.