This is a video highlighting the incredibly gory Halloween yard decorations of artist Steven Novak at his home in Dallas, Texas. Highlights include a wheelbarrow full of body parts, a guy hanging from the roof with a machete through his head, another with his head smashed by a safe, one with a chainsaw through his back, and perhaps the coup de grâce — a wood chipper that squirts a blood fountain across the walkway into an “organ pool” (see 2:52 in the video for it in action). Now that is dedication. Still, I think I speak for everybody with any taste or decency when I say Steven better be handing out full size candy bars this year.
Thanks to my buddy Closet Nerd, who agrees if your Halloween decorations aren’t getting the cops called, you went way too PG.