In what is arguably the best case I’ve seen made for me buying a kayak, this is a video of a group of fun-lovers speeding down an empty drainage ditch in Lion’s Bay, British Columbia and into the ocean, where they surprisingly weren’t immediately eaten by sharks. Whenever I dip a toe in the ocean, I just assume I’m about to get eaten by sharks. If all the mosquito bites are any indication, I’m a delicacy. “Maybe it’s your pickled liver.” OR MAYBE IT’S MY HOT BUNS.