Seen here trying to milk a t-rex tooth, paleontologist Mark Loewen of the University of Utah & Natural History Museum of Utah discusses all the dinosaur misinformation presented in Jurassic Park. So it’s not a prehistorically accurate documentary is what you’re telling me. That’s terrible news. Mostly because I’ve based

This is a short video of a velociraptor that was hired to show up a child’s birthday party, and show up it did — sending all the kids screaming and running for cover in the bounce house. Now that — that’s how you create a memorable birthday. And in a

These are several videos of Luckie Duckie, a German Shorthaired Pointer that was rescued at 8-months old deathly emaciated and miraculously made a full recovery (check out his TikTok if you feel like shedding a tear this morning), and now occasionally wears a children’s Jurassic World t-rex dinosaur mask (available

Because nothing says Happy Holidays like a t-rex in a Christmas sweater, the Natural History Museum in London had holiday sweater maker British Christmas Jumpers create this giant sweater for its resident animatronic t-rex. Some more info about the jumper while I request a similar one to show off my

Ugly Christmas sweaters: they’re not even ugly anymore, they’re beautiful. Case in point, this illuminated ‘Tree-Rex’ sweater manufactured by Joyin and available on Amazon (product link). It features a sexy t-rex struggling with a string of Christmas lights with his little arms, and features seven different light modes. There’s a

Let’s face it: an ugly Christmas sweater can only be so ugly in 2D, to really take things to the next level you need to add another dimension. Enter this ‘3D T-Rex Red and Green Adult Ugly Christmas Sweater’ created by Costume Agent and available on Amazon (product link). It

Because all my money was clearly meant to be spent frivolously instead of saved, these are a bunch of shots of Reebok’s new line of Jurassic Park sneakers, four of which are inspired by the characters from the first book/movie. Available beginning July 30th at the Reebok website, prices range

Because you don’t stand a chance running from a t-rex wearing anything else, these are the Jurassic Park x Reebok Instapump Fury shoes coming June 1st. As you can see, they’re heavily inspired by the Jurassic Park Ford Explorer tour vehicles from the first movie. Obviously, they’ll go perfectly with