Presumably to present their robotic death army as less threatening than it actually is, this is a video of Sparkles, a Boston Dynamics Spot quadruped robot that the company has dressed up in sparkly blue fur so we can all pretend it’s Blue from Blue’s Clues and not the harbinger

This is some home security cam footage of a typical Saturday morning featuring a man playing video games while his wife watches from a blanket/diaper pile on the sofa and their dog trips over the console’s cord, yanking it off the mantle and onto the floor. Whoops! Hopefully dude saved

Presumably looking for an afterparty, this is a video of a dog ringing a neighbor’s video doorbell at 4AM. If you ring my doorbell at 4AM? I don’t care if the apocalypse has started, I’m not getting out of bed until time is in the double digits. I can only

This is a video of Potato the Corgi running circles in the snow of her new backyard in Aurora, Colorado, after moving from California where she never got to experience snow. What a cutie! Are they the most perfect circles I’ve ever seen run? Of course not, but they’re far

Because everybody thinks they can sing but this dog actually can, this is a video of TikTok user Cali Gorsuch preparing to sing some karaoke when her dog Leo steals the stage and belts out what can only be described as utterly sublime ear candy. If Leo’s singing were actual

This is a short video of a German Shepherd launching itself over a wide canal, almost appearing to float as it easily clears the water and lands on the other side. For reference, my dog Ellie tried to leap over a small mud puddle on our walk this morning and

This is a video of TikTok’er Davey Rutherford casually throwing in the word cocaine into his grocery shopping list to see how his ex-Australian police drug sniffing dog Dante reacts. He, uh, he perks up right away. I just tried the same thing with my dogs and not a single

This is a real treat of a video from 2019 of Gabby the Papillon ripping through the 8″ division of the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show Masters Agility Championship course in a blistering 39.31 seconds, with no faults. The way she blasts through that tunnel and the slalom poles —