This is a rather erotic timelapse of king oyster mushrooms growing as captured by Youtuber Another Perspective (previously, including a shitake mushroom timelapse), whose automated system took a photo every four seconds for ten days. You know, it’s well documented mushrooms actually came to earth from outerspace, provided what I

Because occasionally drunken cheeseburger-eating prayers do get answered, this is the $20 David Hasselhoff Chia Pet available for pre-order from Entertainment Earth (presumably among other places). Obviously, as far as Chia Pets to practice your kissing on go, this is a pretty good one. Also Bob Ross and any of

This is another video from Youtuber Soil Cross Sections (previously: the alien movement of a growing pea plant), this time a VERY exciting timelapse of grass growing over the course of 8 days, as constructed from 1,980 individual digital photos. How crazy was that?! “Wow, now where’s the timelapse of