This is a short video of a velociraptor that was hired to show up a child’s birthday party, and show up it did — sending all the kids screaming and running for cover in the bounce house. Now that — that’s how you create a memorable birthday. And in a

This is a video of a man attempting to ride a kid’s slide that can only be described as completely unsafe for adults (and possibly children as well — I’m pretty sure slides are supposed to have such jagged turns and rip a piece of your coat off on the

This is a video of the Teletubbies frolicking in black and white to Joy Division’s ‘Atmosphere’. It’s dark, both visually and metaphorically. I actually had to watch several cute puppy videos immediately afterwards just to pull myself out of the dark hole my brain started digging. You know, love WILL

This is a video of 12-year old British-Zulu drummer Nandi Bushell covering Neil Peart’s percussion on Rush’s ‘Tom Sawyer’ like she can do this in her sleep. For reference, I can’t do anything in my sleep except have terrifyingly realistic nightmares and accidentally (but thankfully) farting myself awake. Per Nandi:

This is a super sweet video of a baby cam capturing a young boy calling his dad ‘daddy’ for the first time. You can tell the father is absolutely over the moon about it, as well he should be. He even steps on a piece of wooden train track afterwards

Because determining which end of your gender reveal hand cannon is up is far more difficult than raising a child, this is a video of a couple attempting to reveal their new baby’s gender and the mom-to-be blasting their existing daughter in the head with an explosion of pink powder.

Note: Make sure the video volume is on. This guy — TikTok user amandaf4338’s husband, who asks his daughter to hold the door open for him while he attempts to bring in all the food in one trip, and proceeds to drop a full drink right in her face, then

This is is a video of the Green Goblin on hoverboard cosplay that Logan Dominic’s father constructed for him to celebrate the release of Spider-Man: No Way Home. For reference, I celebrated the lazy way by just going to see the movie. Now that is one sweet Green Goblin costume!