This is some home security cam footage of a boy who was shooting hoops in his driveway when the local high school marching band passes by in the back of a truck and yells for him to shoot, which he does and makes, and they kick off a song to

This is a US map detailing the average morning start time for public schools by state. As you can see, after factoring in a bus ride, any state that isn’t at least healthy urine yellow is starting what would be considered by any ethics committee weighing in on the subject

Because picking favorites is inevitable, this is a short video of precious 1-year old Ember dodging her grandma on her way to see grandpa during a recent visit. Grandma tries to laugh it off, but you can tell that stung. Little Ember better hope grandma isn’t in charge of picking

Because sometimes sleep demands your attention (except when you really want it two hours past your bedtime), this is a video of a kid struggling and failing to stay awake while eating his *zooms and enhances* pasta nibbles. We’ve all been there. Except now, now I’m never there because when

This is a video from a home security camera in Soc Trang, Vietnam of a snake trying to follow a child into the house. The man who posted the video says it was a king cobra, which, despite not particularly looking like one (I am an amateur herpetologist), I’m still

This is a video from journalist Kelly Bauer, who took her nephew to a playground where he rode a ramp (part of an obstacle course) he mistook for a slide (hey, everything is a slide if it has an angle less than 180-degrees and you brought enough Crisco). And he

This is a short video from Walmart of a young girl dragging her unruly brother (who refused to stand up and walk) through the aisles of the store. Per the girl after dropping him off at her parents’ feet: “You look silly.” Damn, that would have launched me into a

Because shit happens (sometimes in the car when my girlfriend is driving and she can’t get me to a restroom fast enough and I have no choice but to crawl into the back seat and lay on my stomach, telling her I’ll understand if she decides to leave me and