Mullets: business up front, party in the rear. Granted I’m not sure exactly what kind of business is up front, but certainly not one I’d ever invest in. These are the finalists from the 2022 Kids Mullet Championship. And what glorious mullets they are. Me? I never had a mullet when I was growing up, but I did have a rat tail (I grew up in Alabama, my actual traced and cut-out silhouette from kindergarten HERE). And I’m fairly certain my mom still has that rat tail in an envelope somewhere. Now, if you’re thinking about making a voodoo doll, forget I mentioned that.
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