Get him on the Olympic team.
Trying To Sprint In Unorthodox Footwear

This is a video of runner Daniel LaBelle attempting to sprint in a variety of different footwear, including snowboarding boots, 6.5-inch heels, ice skates, boxing gloves, tennis rackets,extension cords, books, and trash cans. It was fun to watch and he does a remarkably good job. He doesn’t even fall until he tries to run and glide in a pair of Heelys. Haha, I’m pretty sure you have to be under 10 to wear those. *performs Heely pirouette* Or just a total badass.