This is a video of 13-year old Layla retrieving the last bat of her career with the Clearwater Threshers (a Minor League affiliate of the Philadelphia Phillies). Layla has retrieved bats for the team for the past six years, after her owner trained her to fetch beer from the fridge and realized she could probably be trained to fetch other things, teaching her how to retrieve bats at local baseball fields. While preparing for retirement Layla trained her replacement, her little sister Lucy May, who successfully caught a case of the zoomies and pooped on the infield behind the pitcher during her first shift. Admittedly, I’ve had far worse first shifts as far as pooping goes.

Keep going for videos of both Layla’s last bat retrieval, and Lucy May’s first Minor League ground out.