This is a video of metalsmith Paul Pinto crafting himself a 25-foot long skateboard after what I can only assume was a serious overestimation of his foot size. Now that — that is longboard. Still, if you can’t do a kickflip, what’s the purpose? I’m out here trying to impress babes with my kicky flips, you know? Besides, I don’t want them thinking I’m overcompensating for something. “Like what?” Oh, you know — horrible personality, bad conversationalist, unrealistic expectations, poor hygiene, never on time…

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