Because soon the only place we’ll be safe from robots is already dead, this is a video demonstration of Unitree’s Super Athlete AS2-W wheeled quadruped robot. If it were a real athlete, it would be a Red Bull athlete who chases every Red Bull with a Monster Energy and two Celsius. So, if you thought throwing yourself off a cliff to escape a robot was going to save you, not anymore. It reminds me of the Wheelers from Return To Oz. Remember those guys? You were probably trying to forget, that’s my bad. At least I didn’t bring up the Swamp of Sadness. But can it do wheelies? Headstand wheelies? Backflips? Barrel rolls? Two wheel motion? Can it dance? Can it breakdance? Can it support 400 pounds? Yes to all the above. “But can it–” NO, NO PLEASURE MODE, STOP ASKING.

I also included a video of the Wheelers for your viewing displeasure.