This is a video of reader and Youtuber Gary Kats burning fractals into wood using a homemade Lichtenberg machine built from an old microwave transformer, who apparently didn’t make the cut for the Autobot’s varsity team. Gary then fills the burnt fractals with colored epoxy resin to create a beautiful coffee table. How about that! My coffee table? My coffee table is less colorful fractals and more coffee rings on pizza boxes. Is there even a table beneath the mess, or is it just pizza boxes all the way down? I honestly can’t remember, but I fear the worst.