This is a video of alligator behavioral expert Chris Gillette of Youtube channel Florida’s Wildest calmly feeding the rescue alligators at the Everglades Outpost in Ocala, Florida while discussing alligator behavior and human safety. I learned a lot by watching it. Mostly, that I could totally whisper to alligators just

Because the internet is a strange and magical place, this is a video of skilled pole dancer Suzy (aka eroticpoleninja) performing in a variety of different inflatable costumes, including a t-rex, unicorn, and SpongeBob and Patrick Star. Now I know what you’re thinking, and “Hummina hummina” is 100% correct. Thanks

Seen here trying to milk a t-rex tooth, paleontologist Mark Loewen of the University of Utah & Natural History Museum of Utah discusses all the dinosaur misinformation presented in Jurassic Park. So it’s not a prehistorically accurate documentary is what you’re telling me. That’s terrible news. Mostly because I’ve based

This is a short video of a velociraptor that was hired to show up a child’s birthday party, and show up it did — sending all the kids screaming and running for cover in the bounce house. Now that — that’s how you create a memorable birthday. And in a

These are several videos of Luckie Duckie, a German Shorthaired Pointer that was rescued at 8-months old deathly emaciated and miraculously made a full recovery (check out his TikTok if you feel like shedding a tear this morning), and now occasionally wears a children’s Jurassic World t-rex dinosaur mask (available

Because nothing says Happy Holidays like a t-rex in a Christmas sweater, the Natural History Museum in London had holiday sweater maker British Christmas Jumpers create this giant sweater for its resident animatronic t-rex. Some more info about the jumper while I request a similar one to show off my

Because our scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could they never stopped to think if they should, this is a CGI video of the Jurassic Park theme played by a bowling ball rolling over rubber chickens. The theme will undoubtedly be stuck in my head all day

Because all my money was clearly meant to be spent frivolously instead of saved, these are a bunch of shots of Reebok’s new line of Jurassic Park sneakers, four of which are inspired by the characters from the first book/movie. Available beginning July 30th at the Reebok website, prices range