This is a video of Lady Pinto Bean demonstrating her prowess with the blade, engaging two foes at once and easily cutting them both down. The way she slices through their legs — my goodness! Obviously, Lady is definitely the dog you want in your adventuring party. And she is definitely NOT a dog you want to run up against while out adventuring with your party, because you won’t even get a saving roll, just instant death.

@bananna_k Reply to @thundercatkara ♬ Great Grey Wolf Sif – Motoi Sakuraba

Video HERE in case the embed doesn’t work, which I’ve already watched about a thousand times.

Thanks to JustA, who agrees our dogs are not cut out for battle. Or much of anything, really.