This is a video of Lady Pinto Bean demonstrating her prowess with the blade, engaging two foes at once and easily cutting them both down. The way she slices through their legs — my goodness! Obviously, Lady is definitely the dog you want in your adventuring party. And she is

Twitter user and modern armorer @kami_robo_yasui went and fashioned this suit of armor from 24 red traffic cones that he carefully cut into pieces and joined to make what you see here. That is impressive. Even more impressive is just how clean and perfect all those traffic cones are. All

Seen here practicing his moves against the Foot Clan, a pet tortoise engages in a ramming battle with a piece of black tape stuck to its owner’s shoe. And, the moment the tape is removed, the tortoise instantly returns to friendly mode. Crazy. You think that tape reminds him of

This is a video captured by Twitter user jamie amalea pappas of two turtles playing in a pond, with one slapping the other’s face while swimming backwards, taunting it. We all have that friend. Or, should I say, we all had that friend before we finally read a self help

This is a video from TikTok user Becky Robins of her brother kicking off his sandals and leaping through the door of their Hobbit-hole, making a perfect flying superman punch at her phone, presumably after she made fun of how long he spends in the bathroom. Honestly, even with all

This is a short video of three cats frozen in battle over a dead bird on a rooftop. If they didn’t move at the end I would have assumed this was just a Renaissance painting. Love those things. Especially the tasteful nudes. Those alabaster boobs — painted almost as if

In we know a thing or two because we’ve seen a thing or two news, this is a video of a peacock that was clearly feeling a little — wait for it — peckish and scratched the everliving shit out of a car door trying to battle itself. I particularly

Lovingly crafted by maker of things Crescent Shay over the course of (I assume) many centuries, this chainmail cocktail dress is constructed of 2,652 pennies. Inspired by scalemail, to make the dress Shay first had to collect all the pennies (more than she anticipated), wash them, then drill three holes