This is a video of ‘Caress’ by artistic duo Pfeifer & Kreutzer, a piece of kinetic art featuring two windshield wipers repeatedly brushing a piece of faux fur. Is it relaxing to watch? Yes. But would I want it in my house? Absolutely, except with the fur replaced with moss green shag carpet. My rumpus room has a certain vibe, you know? “And what would that be?” No clue, but my girlfriend hates it.