This is some dashcam footage of a motorist in Pahrump (bu bu bum?), Nevada encountering a sandstorm on the road that drops visibility to the point where you wouldn’t even be able to see your own wiener standing at a urinal (let alone the guy’s standing next to you). Never

Because by any means necessary, this is a video from a Dutch soccer match in which Feyenoord goalkeeper Justin Bijlow races out of the box to make a tackle against Twente player Virgil Misidjan, sending the ball out of play. Then Virgil, releasing an opportunity for a quick score without

This is some doorbell cam footage of a bird coming to the door, pecking around for a bit, then ringing the bell and flying off once it sounds. Then the owner comes out looking all confused because there isn’t anobody, or any packages, there. Without the doorbell cam footage to

This is a clip from the 2018 (those were different times, weren’t they?) Miss World pageant of all the contestants introducing themselves in alphabetically order when they get to Miss France Eva Colas and she produces a hoarsely guttural FRAWNCE! I feel like I was just verbally assaulted by a

Both the top and bottom half of the image have the same number of dots, but the ones on top appear to disappear unless you’re looking at them. This is an example of a Hermann grid illusion, an optical illusion first documented by Ludimar Hermann in 1870. According to SharpBrains,

Because who wouldn’t want a hug from a lifeless hunk of tetanus, researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Intelligent Systems, ETH Zurich, and the University of Copenhagen put all their eggheads together to create HuggieBot 3.0, a robot designed specifically for hugging humans. Not this human! And why does

Seen here looking like the radioactive waste produced by my roommate, this is a short video utilizing a green laser to visualize the atomized plume caused by a toilet being flushed. I don’t want that sparkle bomb touching my butt! So, what’s the lesson here — stand up and close

Because this is the internet and the internet never stops churning like the belly of a foul beast, this is another mashup song from Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously ruined things HERE), this time combining Eminem’s ‘Rap God’ with ‘Dueling Banjos’ from Deliverance. It’s, uh…it’s really something. Something I