Because there comes a time in a pumpkin’s life when they’re convinced they’ve outgrown the patch and decide to move to the big city, only to return years later when a parent starts rotting in the field and re-fall in love with a Jill-O-Lantern they knew in high school and move back to take over the family corn maze and cider stand (Hallmark, hire me), this is a video of a giant inflatable pumpkin blowing down the street in North Carolina. I asked the one girl I know who lives in North Carolina and is big into Halloween if this was hers, but she said it wasn’t. I know it was, but I wouldn’t admit to it either.

Keep going for the video (the pumpkin actually escaped from Phillips Farms in Cary, NC), while I AI someone dressed up as Indiana Jones x the Headless Horseman running from it.

Thanks to JustA, the most magical witch of all time.