I just saw Indiana Jones running the other way.
Home Security: Angry Cobra Guards Doorway

This is a video of a clearly agitated cobra guarding a door in Ghorahi, Nepal. How fast it tries to strike at the beginning of the video — that’s terrifying. I don’t care what sort of loot that cobra is guarding in the house, I’m not going in there. “Not even for a pile of vintage nudie magazines?” Not even for a….shit, tell my dogs I love them.