This is some point-of-view footage from the Guinness World Record highest swing, located at the Yunyang Longgang Scenic Spot in Chongqing, China. The swing itself is 30-stories tall, and as if that wasn’t enough to make you evacuate your bowels, it swings you out over a 2,300-foot cliff at a

This is a video of a tornado crossing a lake in Fort Walton Beach, Florida, captured by man who’s clearly beat the odds and surpassed the average Florida Man life expectancy, which is shocking considering he’s the type to stand on his balcony and film a tornado coming at him.

Presumably orchestrated by the illuminati to prevent the reveal of his free energy equation, this is a video of a German physics professor lecturing when a massive motor-operated chalkboard tries to drop on him. Yikes. In his own words: “Fortunately I went to the toilet before class, otherwise I might

This is a video of a bull elephant charging a jeep in Kabini, India while the driver reverses away from it with the skill of a surgeon. At least until he backs into a tree at the end, but thankfully by then the elephant has abandoned its pursuit. Still, that

This is a video from a fair in Mohali, India where a ride malfunctioned and dropped riders almost 50-feet to the ground below, injuring 16. Thankfully, none of the injuries were serious, with only five requiring a trip to the hospital for x-rays. Me? Even if I wasn’t really injured

This is a cockpit POV video of a plane losing engine power at 600-feet and having to make a crash landing in a nearby cornfield. This is why I don’t like flying — engines fail, and things go wrong. I mean we’re not birds, flying is unnatural. If God intended

This is a video of a daredevil potentially thrilled about the prospect of getting to drink the rest of his meals threading the needle between two massive rock walls while leaping into the water below. I mean maybe this looked less sketchy from another angle, but I’ve got the distinct

Because it’s important to be able to differentiate a robot’s smile from a sneer, this is a video of Engineered Arts’ Ameca robot (previously) demonstrating its numerous facial expressions in a mirror. It’s relatively impressive I suppose, but the best facial expression in the whole video isn’t one of Ameca’s