Note: Volume on to feel his pain. This is some doorbell cam footage of an unfortunate Amazon delivery guy squatting to take a picture of his delivery, only to impale himself on a very prickly cactus. Man, now those are some THORNS. I’ve seen smaller penises at the gym before.

Because nature isn’t for everyone, this is a video of TikTok user Chloe B having an absolute meltdown while trying to feed an ostrich at a drive-through safari experience. As far as staying cool, calm, and collected goes, Chloe managed none of the three. That look of pure panic on

These are multiple angles of security cam footage of a Tesla driver crashing their vehicle hard into the Columbus Convention Center after running a red light, and causing some $300,000 worth of damages. The driver was not seriously injured, and was cited for failure to control their vehicle. Wait, failure

These are a couple videos from Youtuber Wizardhead, who used AI to transform clips from Teletubbies and You Can’t Do That On Television (of people getting slimed, including Alanis Morissette) into HP Lovecraftian nightmares. As far as videos to watch to get you and your significant other in the mood,

This is a video from a Lake Tahoe, California resident who filmed a large bear breaking into the rental home across the street via a small window in the garage door. If I were that bear there’s no way I would have thought I could have fit through that hole.

This is a short video captured by stormchaser C. Riske (great name for a stormchaser) in Iowa of a Toyota Prius getting struck by lightning. Stormchasing, that’s a hell of a hobby, although I supposed what else are you going to do in Iowa — chase potatoes? “You’re thinking of

This is a video of an unhandy man presumably trying to earn a year pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet by doing some very amateur electric work for them when God lets him know maybe he should consider eating smaller portions instead. Possibly through a straw. Thankfully, the man was okay,

This is a video from TikTok user curlykaylaa’s home security cam of an electricity pole outside her house having a meltdown. It starts its tantrum in the sky, but eventually takes the fight to the street right behind Kaylaa’s car. Don’t worry though, Kaylaa, Farmers has seen a thing or