This is the music video for Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre’s ‘I Wanna Pet Your Dog’, their original thrash metal song. It’s a banger. But remember: you should always ask before petting a dog because some dogs don’t like strangers. This reminds me of a parable: A man approaches another man walking a dog. He asks if his dog bites, the man says no. He goes to pet the dog and gets bitten. He then accuses the man of telling him his dog doesn’t bite. And what does that man say? “Oh this isn’t my dog, I’m just dog-sitting for a friend.” And THAT is exact sort of sociopath I aspire to be.