You're gonna need a bigger boat, LOLOL.
A Beautiful Kinetic Sculpture Of A Boat Bobbing Up And Down On Wooden Waves

This is a video demonstration and up-close look at the mechanism of the beautiful hand-cranked (motor optional) kinetic sculpture created by artist Ross McSweeney featuring a little row boat bobbing up and down on waves that move vertically both left to right AND front to back. Plus there are a bunch of little fish jumping out of the water. How cute is that! You know how I feel about whimsy. You also know how I feel about the motion of the ocean. “It makes you seasick.” I had a waterbed for a week and puked every night I slept in it.