Because what are we without synergy, Dustin Ballard of There I Ruined It created ‘LinkedIn Park’, a remake of Linkin Park’s ‘In The End’ with lyrics made from corporate jargon pulled directly from people’s LinkedIn profiles. Is it sad I could already sing along the first time I heard it? I feel like I’ve been living this song for years. The man is crushing my soul! “I thought you sold that.” Shhhhhhh — don’t tell the devil but I signed a friend’s name with my blood. Plus I only pretended to cut myself and used Heinz instead, so Dave probably won’t get eternally damned anyways.