Because dream it and you achieve it (or, in my case, die giving it the ol’ college-try nowhere near your goal), this is a video of Ernest Brenchley of freestyle trampoline crew(?) Radial Flipz performing what is allegedly the world’s first trampoline octuple backflip with the help of a couple buddies to bounce him to the moon. Impressive, but where are your parents? Is that their mansion in the background? Do they need a pale cabana boy who refuses to take his shirt off? Because I have a guy.