Because normal candles aren’t nearly enough of a fire hazard (my past landlords would disagree), this is a video of Evan and Katelyn of appropriately named Youtube channel Evan and Katelyn making and lighting a 63-pound, 1,000 wick candle. The result reminds me of a fire in one of those 55-gallon drums you see the survivors of an apocalypse standing around in movies with blank looks on their faces. So that’s something. Something my girlfriend would totally buy if it was sage & lemongrass scented.