Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

This is ‘Friends (but Ross has schizophrenia)’, an edit created by Youtuber Urpoliitikko by removing the rest of the cast, reimagining the series as just Ross talking to himself the whole time. You know NBC could have saved a fortune if they’d just run with this idea instead of having

Because nothing quite says gangster’s dreamworld like a resonant transformer producing high-voltage, low-current, high-frequency alternating-current electricity, this is a video of Coolio’s 1995 banger ‘Gangsta’s Paradise’ performed by a trio of Tesla Coils. Damn, that came out in 1995? Feels like it was just yesterday, doesn’t it? “Not at all.”

Just in case you’re recovering from a blow to the head and forgot where you were (SPOILER: the internet), these are two edits of the 1960’s Batman theme song in which they only say ‘bat’ (the first video) or ‘man’ (the second video). Are they any good? No, but the

Designed for small two-story lofts, this tall chest of drawers transforms into a spiral staircase with the push of a button. Created by Italian design firm B PIÙ s.r.l., the Eclecctica staircase performs double duty as both storage space and stairs. Pretty neat, but I’m cool just climbing the open

This is a video of maker of things The Q using math to construct an elliptical pool table that sinks every shot from a spray painted dot on the table, provided you hit the ball hard enough and not just barely tap it to prove him wrong and win a

Seriously, just watch it. To the end. This is a video of a beautiful ginger cat lapping up some milk, set to some absolutely delectable jams by Uzbekistani musician Sherzod Ergashev. It’s a banger. Obviously, there’s no question that this video, this very video, is the whole reason the internet

Because the internet just won’t stop spinning (like a ballerina music box when you’re trying to hide from zombies), this is another song reimagined by Youtuber There I Ruined It (previously), this time Drowning Pool’s ‘Bodies’ as a children’s song, a la Kidz Bop. It’s uh, it’s not very good.