Please tell me your penis is painted like a rabbit.
Now Make Those Balls Disappear: Magician Performs At Nudist Club

This is a clip from Netflix’s ‘Magic For Humans’ starring the show’s Justin Willman performing a variety of tricks at Olive Dell Nudist Ranch. You know, for a ranch I felt there was a surprising lack of spurs. Admittedly, the tricks Justin performs were all pretty impressive, although I had a hard time not getting distracted wondering what was under those censor bars. My guess is rather unsightly privates. I must see them.