In fun problems to have news, this is a video of pet duck Chip preventing her owner Casey from tying her shoes. So is this an argument for or against wearing Velcro shoes instead? Because I would argue against.

It could be that Chip either thought the black laces were worms or she just really didn’t want Casey to leave.

I wish I had a pet duck that didn’t want me to leave. Because I wouldn’t — I would stay. I already have three dogs that don’t want me to leave. “And do you?” Never, but I wouldn’t even close the bathroom door if I had a duck.