Because life is basically a Disney movie, this is a video of a herd of deer that come to visit a woman on her back porch whenever they hear her voice. Me? Animals usually run whenever they hear my voice. Of course it probably doesn’t help that it sounds like

Mother Nature: she’s wild. I could go into detail but she threatened me with murder hornets the last time I told one of her secrets. Enter this absolutely stunning footage of a female blanket octopus. You can tell it’s a female due to the species’ incredible sexual dimorphism, with females

Note: Chart has been cropped, keep going to see the whole thing. This is a handy cheatsheet of the collective nouns for different animal groups as compiled by the WriteAtHome blog in alphabetical order. I learned so much by reading it. Mostly, that I would totally smoke the other contestants

This is a video of Cornelius the dog grazing on grass with his dear deer friends. Some more info about the trio while I wish I had somebody to spend lunch with instead of eating in my car alone, first in the Burger King parking lot, then Taco Bell’s. Cornelius

This is some Ring security cam footage of a dog briefly demonstrating its parkour skills at a backyard party, presumably to garner the attention of the women there. I feel you, dog. Reminds me of the time I went to a party and tried to impress the ladies by performing

This is a video of an orangutan at an Indonesian zoo trying on a pair of sunglasses that a woman accidentally dropped into its enclosure. It looks good! Like a Disney character. After a very abbreviated fashion week, the orangutan tries to throw the glasses back to the crowd, although

This is a video of a duo of wild deer trying to duke it like two t-rexes over munching rights to the backyard treat supply left out for them by ranch owner Gay McMillan of Lake Somerville, Texas. Per Gay while I make a lap around the office challenging coworkers

This is a TikTok video from The Reptile Zoo of Fountain Valley, California starring an alligator that jumps out of its enclosure during feeding time to get its hands claws jaws at some chicken sashimi. Man…if I had a dollar for every time I escaped my enclosure for some hot