This is a worthwhile video of shop dog Pepper the blue heeler proving she’s a real home run by hitting balls thrown to her with a bat in her mouth. Her rookie card is probably going to be worth a fortune. That swing! Sure she hits a couple fouls, but still — most impressive. For reference, I took my dogs out twice this morning and Ellie still pooped in the house not fifteen minutes after we got back inside the second time. It’s like she doesn’t realize she needs to poop until there’s something actually coming out of her butt.

Thanks to JustA, who knows exactly what I’m talking about.