He's doing it. HE'S DOING IT!
Skier Sets New World Record For Longest Rail Slide With 506-Feet

This is a video of Red Bull sponsored Swedish freeskier Jesper Tjäder setting a new world record for longest rail slide on skis, with an impressive 506-feet. Even millipedes are impressed! Because perseverance does occasionally pay off, it took Jesper 126 attempts to finally slide the whole rail, surpassing the previous record by over 80 feet. Damn! Talk about balance. For reference, I fell trying to put my pants on this morning, which is why I’m not wearing any now. Remember: there’s no shame in admitting defeat, even to your work khakis.