This is a short slow-motion video of a boxer (dog, not puncher) leaping up the porch stairs in a single bound while clearly running from the po-po parked on the curb. I’ve never even seen that person’s yard, let alone shit in it! So graceful. If there were a dog stair-jumping Olympics I bet this dog would at least come close to qualifying for the national team. Hey, I’m just being honest — a lot of dogs are good at jumping. My dogs are only a foot and half tall but can standing-leap onto the dinner table and eat half my Totino’s Pizza Rolls in the time it takes me to top off my chocolate milk.