Seen here performing what will now forever be known as a Mary Poppins, a man throws his umbrella as it opens, the wind catches it, and then he catches it. Could his catch have been a little better? Sure, it does look like he almost got poked in the eye by the end of one of the umbrella’s spines. But did that stop me from trying this myself and actually getting poked in the eyes, then trying to sue Youtube for not putting a warning on this video? You probably can’t tell because of the dual eye patches, but my eyeballs just turned to dollar signs.