This is a video of E.A.R.L., an industrial bowling robot developed by the United States Bowling Congress (and what a Congress it is!) to test bowling balls. E.A.R.L. has managed to bowl perfect games, but has yet to bowl 3 perfect games in a row. There’s always room for improvement — that’s the lesson here. Except me, I’m perfect in every way. “Put your tits away.” I’m tanning them from the computer screen.
- March 11, 2025
