This is a video of a woman tastefully adding googly eyes to a black rug to tie a room together and inviting us to play a game of “Can you find my black cat?” The cat opens its eyes and she zooms in on it, but I did NOT see

This is a video of science lover James Orgill of The Action Lab wrapping a bitchin’ Nissan Altima in Musou Black Fabric Kiwami, a fabric that absorbs 99.9% of light that hits it. I WILL REFLECT NOTHING. Obviously, this is the perfect cover for getaway cars, provided you’re trying to

This is a video of the Teletubbies frolicking in black and white to Joy Division’s ‘Atmosphere’. It’s dark, both visually and metaphorically. I actually had to watch several cute puppy videos immediately afterwards just to pull myself out of the dark hole my brain started digging. You know, love WILL

In nightmare news, this is a video of thrill-seeker and claustrophobe Dara Tah and friends braving some of the tightest navigable caverns in in the world, the Ogof Y Daren Cilau cave system in Wales. In the ten hour journey (thankfully edited to eight and a half minutes here), the

This is a video of chemical engineer James Orgill of The Action Lab creating what is allegedly the world’s darkest clothing, using IR flock sheet (a sort of velvety fabric specifically designed to absorb infrared light, available here for around $40/roll). I’m sure it’s fairly obvious, but these are not