Because nobody needs to know who I am or what I’m looking at or if I have a boogie, these are the ‘Oversized Huge Big Mask Shield Full Face Polarized Large Mirror Sunglasses’ from brand vvovvug and available on Amazon. They remind me of a motorcycle helmet visor, but with

Because fashion died long before my childhood guinea pig, these are the very unfortunate Double Waists Cut-out Jeans created by designers Wang Wei and Tim Shi for MARRKNULL that feature one waistband at the hips and another at the ankles that limits movement so you walk like a penguin. Plus

This is a video from Business Insider detailing the process by which Dutch company Fruitleather makes vegan leather from mangoes that didn’t pass quality control from a fruit importer (which they get for free!). The process basically involves removing the seeds, pureeing the fruit and introducing a proprietary mix of

Because fashion knows no bounds (or decency), these are the unevenly stitched jeans created by Paris-based fashion house Leje. The Slash Jean ($417 – $441) has a single off-centered stitching diagonally across the knees, as if the jeans were slashed and sewn back together unevenly. The L Jean ($528) has

Because who doesn’t want to look delectable, this is a shot of Redditor clairanic, who crafted a prom dress and matching parasol out of snack-size Doritos Nacho Cheese bags collected by her and her friends from their high school’s cafeteria over the course of a year, and assembled over a

These are the Very Slimey Feet boots crafted by Florence, Italy based clothing label AVAVAV. They look like frog legs and retail for $900, but they only made three pairs and they all sold out immediately because some people still appreciate high fashion when they see it/are into freaky bedroom