In how to ruin a date news, this is some footage from an escape room in Germany where a guy sacrifices his girlfriend to a ghoul in order to save himself. How noble of him. He does realize escape rooms don’t hire real ghouls, right? Like that was just a

This is some home security cam footage of a new refrigerator being delivered and that fridge deciding it doesn’t want to be stuck in a poorly decorated kitchen for the next twenty years and tries to make a getaway down the slick driveway, eventually losing its balance and faceplanting. Or

This is some poor quality video footage (it always is, isn’t it?) released by Armenia, Colombia mayor Jose Manuel Rios Morales revealing what he and others believe to be a ghost attack on one of his security guards on duty at the mayor’s office. I tried zooming and enhancing the

This is some dashcam footage from a car coming to a sudden stop after the driver spots a riderless motorcycle headed right for it, with the motorcycle laying itself down in front of the vehicle as a woman screams bloody murder. Clearly, something went very wrong further up the road.

These are a couple videos from the Kowagarasetai drive-through haunted house experience in Minato, Tokyo, Japan, a concept that was created so people can still get their fright on while helping prevent the spread of COVID-19. Some more info about the experience while I scare myself sufficiently just checking my