Because how are you supposed to get any work done when you can be loving on your pets (anybody hiring?), this is a video of Shadow the white-bellied parrot going nuts jumping around on his owner’s keyboard, demanding the attention he so rightfully deserves. Or, who knows, maybe he’s just

Wanna go crazy? Honestly, I feel like I’m doing a fine job myself without a video of 100 cuckoo clock cuckoos doing their thing in just as many seconds. But maybe you need a little push because you live such a charmed life. That must be nice. You wanna Freaky

The internet: it never stops turning. Even in the middle of the night when it should have gone to bed hours ago and can only produce terrible ideas. Enter the Rickroll video that never starts — just ten minutes of the intro on repeat. It’s maddening. But, if you can

This is a video of Australian swimmer Ariarne Titmus’s coach Dean Boxall going absolutely nuts after her upset gold medal win in the 400-meter freestyle race. And can you blame him? He reminded me of Matthew McConaughey, although the announcers say he reminded them of Doc Brown and Mick Jagger.

Note: Language. This is a video of a student in the U.S. Air Force’s Introduction To Fighter Fundamentals course getting a dogfighting lesson in a T-38 Talon and his instructor getting very excited in the process. Sounds like a fun instructor. My flight instructor? He’d scream bloody murder every time