Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying
This is a small series of children’s board games (plus Cooties) reimagined as horror movie posters by Nashville, Tennessee based merchandise designer and scary movie fan Justin Bryant (physical posters up to 24″ x 36″ available at his shop here). I thought they were all very well executed. You want