This is a short video of centenarians Bernard Littman (100) and Marjorie Fiterman (102) tying the knot at the Fountain View at Logan Square retirement home (where they met and fell in love) in Philadelphia with a combined age of 202 years and 271 days, setting the Guinness World Record.

Because humanity is rapidly approaching its expiration date (use by, not best by), these are Wet Pants Denim, real jeans you can buy that make it look like you pissed yourself, but are actually dry to the touch (the illusion is created via dyeing, not to be confused with dying

This is a small series of children’s board games (plus Cooties) reimagined as horror movie posters by Nashville, Tennessee based merchandise designer and scary movie fan Justin Bryant (physical posters up to 24″ x 36″ available at his shop here). I thought they were all very well executed. You want