This is a video of a young artistic inline skater performing a freestyle slalom to Michael Jackson’s ‘Smooth Criminal’. How he manages to weave around all those cones without knocking one over is beyond me (full disclosure: most things are). I suspect it involves a lot of skill and practice

This is a video of Red Bull bike athlete Bora Altintas bombing down a staircase that can only be described as incredibly too steep, and entirely too narrow at points. Sure if you’re a jerk you might argue the camera makes them look more extreme than they really are, but

This is a video from South Korea of an actor portraying Jesus ascending via crane during an Easter celebration. Then ascending some more. Then some more. Then some more. I’m not sure if he made it all the way to heaven or not, but he was definitely close. Was this

This is a video of juggler spencethejuggler performing a 0-7 pin kickup, successfully launching 7 pins into the air by foot one by one and juggling them all simultaneously. He gets the first five in the air real quick, but the last two take a little longer. Me? There’s no

Note: Flashing lights. This is a video of Italian Olympic luger Leon Felderer speeding down the track in Lillehammer, Norway at speeds up to 86MPH with nothing between him and the track but some spandex, a sled, and a prayer. I can’t even begin to tell you how many times

This is a clip from BBC Studios of a beaver in Yellowstone National Park felling a cottonwood tree and building a dam with it. Apparently beavers can take down a tree like this in a few hours, and a single beaver can fell several hundred trees a year. It’s amazing

This is a video from China of a group of young martial artists performing a choreographed routine with little humanoid robots. Admittedly, I did like the part where the robots were flipping off of the springboard. I did not like the part where they were waving swords, even if the

This is a video of circus performer Wesley Williams riding a unicycle that’s 25 wheels high (technically a quinviginticycle or pentaicosacycle that only balances on one wheel). That’s way up there! Some would argue TOO way up there. Get your head out of the clouds, Wesley! I was more than