Note: Lots of appropriate cursing, baby with a knife. This is a video of a mother giving her baby a fake plastic knife to go terrorize other family members in its wheeled baby walker. They all respond about how you’d expect — with an expletive and immediately disarming the tyke.

This is a video of a sushi chef demonstrating his insane knife skills by thinly slicing five avocado halves back-to-back with a technique that I can only describe as “Would end bloody if I tried it.” How does he do that? And, more importantly, how was he able to find

This is a video of chef Ryota Togishi putting his knife skills to the test and constructing the world’s thinnest sandwich. He cuts the bread, cucumber, tomato, and bacon so thin you can almost see through the entire sandwich. Great if you’re on a 200 calorie/day diet, terrible if you

This is a video of Youtuber Sabatkay Projects constructing and testing a relatively simple rifle he built that shoots knives like a slingshot. It doesn’t seem too complicated, which means I’ll probably try building my own this weekend, with far less impressive, but far more dangerous results. “I’ll warm up

Presumably to show Consumer Reports how tests should actually be conducted, this is a video from The Hydraulic Press channel, who created a bracket of different priced kitchen knives, then pitted them against each other to see who will the championship. Me? I would have destroyed all these knives because

Because some people have all the fun, this is a video of Youtuber The Backyard Scientist destroying things with a 400MPH rocket powered slicing warhead he constructed from six kitchen knives. Is this actually science? Yes, and the best kind: the DANGEROUS kind. *twirling tips of evil villain mustache* Yessss,

This is a video of if-not-already then soon-to-be government watchlister QUINT Builds constructing and demonstrating his knife throwing gun. The gun throws knives like a human (flipping them instead of shooting them straight like a bullet), and uses an infrared laser to calculate target distance and create a throwing solution

This is a video of a knife thrower tossing a 1.5″ metal ring in the air, then throwing a knife through it and hitting a bullseye from 3.5 meters. That is impressive. But only if he can do it consistently. If he can only do it once every ten throws,