This is a video of LA Dodger fan Ricardo Saurez attempting to propose to his girlfriend Stephani Gutierrez on the field in the middle of a game against the Diamondbacks and getting absolutely crushed by an overzealous security guard, who may have mistaken this for a football match. TARGET NEUTRALIZED.

Because who doesn’t want a steaming hot cup of ramen in the morning, Nissin Foods USA is selling a limited edition of Cup Noodle at Walmart that’s maple syrup pancakes, sausage and egg flavored. Like, all those flavors combined into one. SOUNDS GOOD. The cup includes real dehydrated bits of

Because I’m sure “What did woolly mammoth taste like?” is the question on everyone’s minds, Australian cultured meat startup Vow has created a “mammoth meatball,” growing the meat using long-extinct mastodon DNA. That’s…something. Something I’m sure will be popping up on the menus at only the most exclusive restaurants. Or,

This is a local news report featuring security cam footage of 57-year old Michael Mastin of Baton Rouge, Louisiana relieving himself into one of the water treatment tanks at the Donaldsonville water plant, where he worked. Unfortunately for him, the act proved detrimental to his career, and he was fired

This is ‘Growing Up’, a video featuring a photo of Cory McLeod every day since his birth in 1991. His father Ian documented the first 21 years, with Cory taking the photos ever since. Wow, he started off so small, like a baby. “He was a baby.” He was certainly

Note: Very strong language, solid threats. This is a compilation assembled by editor Harry Hanrahan featuring what he believes are the 100 greatest threats of all time delivered in film (prior to 2010, full list of movies used HERE). Do you agree? I do not agree. Of course I always

This is a video of a Barcelona puppeteer with a next-level control rig (check out those finger controls!) getting his frog puppet to play the piano, with absolutely stunning results. Just watch, it’s wild. And trust me, I know a thing about wild — I’ve been around the block. Both

This is a side-by-side comparison posted by new mom Dani Grier Mulvenna, who commented how much her baby looks like Woody Harrelson. Then Woody caught wind of the post and wrote baby Cora a poem. How precious is that? They do look insanely similar. “I’ll call Maury.” Nah, call Woody