This is a video from a Malaysian police maneuvers demonstration of a police boat captain exhibiting his incredible control of the ship by performing an almost drift-style dock at high speed. That was impressive. Could I have done it? I could have tried, but it would have almost certainly ended

This is a video of two cats playing with a rubber band and litter box door edited by musician French Fuse to perform the White Stripes’ 2003 banger ‘Seven Nation Army’. If there was ever a good reason the internet was invented, this is it. Al Gore probably couldn’t fathom

Because who wouldn’t want a hug from a lifeless hunk of tetanus, researchers from the Max Planck Institute for Intelligent Systems, ETH Zurich, and the University of Copenhagen put all their eggheads together to create HuggieBot 3.0, a robot designed specifically for hugging humans. Not this human! And why does

Using a “hard to acquire” laser diode (I suspect the black market was heavily involved), Youtuber styropyro went and built what is allegedly the world’s brightest laser pointer. Based on that photo alone, I’m apt to believe him. The green laser is so bright “you need welder’s goggles to be

This is some cool digital effects art created by Instagrammer hati.hati.mas of a trashcan monster living in a subway station that constantly sheds its eyeballs and tries to lick them up as they fall. Wow. If you’re into this (which I know you are because you’re weird), I also posted

Because curiosity is the name of the game, this is a video of Frederic the feline squeezing his mass into a clear tube atop his photographer human Nils Jacobi’s bed. He makes it all the way to the end, and, realizing there’s no Fancy Feast at the end of the

Because toes aren’t weird enough looking already, nail artist Tahvya of Nailedbytav created this realistic eyeball toenail art. She handpainted each eyeball, and says the whole process took about three hours. Three hours well spent if you ask me! This probably goes without saying, but this is the perfect pedicure

This is a video of little record setter Deshna Aditya Nahar, who at just 7-years old set the world record for fastest time to rollerskate limbo under 20 cars, with a very respectable 13.74 seconds. For reference, my best time is still counting up (it’s in the years now) since