Because this is the internet and the internet is full of weird hidden gems, here’s a video of a woman demonstrating how she thinks different pastas, cheeses, and breads would walk if they were human. And I’m pretty sure I speak for everyone here when I say thank God they

Because Elon Musk loves firing people, Youtuber Marc Radinovic created a flamethrower security system in the form of an Elon Musk portrait. The system includes facial recognition that lets Marc pass by unscathed, but blasts any unrecognized faces with flames. Yikes. And by yikes I mean I must have one

Because if there’s a chance it might make a dollar, you should manufacture it, there’s a Cthulhu Chia Pet. Available on Amazon (affiliate link), it looks like the lovechild of a Predator, Davy Jones from Pirates of The Caribbean, and Bob Ross. Now that’s a freaky-deaky love triangle if I’ve

These are two videos of a father and recent divorcee celebrating his freedom by launching his considerable mass off water slide jumps, first with a leaping dive down one slide, then jumping off the roof onto another slide. Damn, that looks like fun. Do I need to get married and

This is a video of Chinese musician Zhang Qihui dressed as a beautiful lotus flower and performing on progressively larger flutes, starting with a diminutive six-incher, and ending with this behemoth, which is so large it requires two more helpers to cover its holes. Now that’s a big flute! It

Because terrible ideas come to marketing professionals in all shapes and sizes, the company has produced a gaming chair to promote the McCrispy Chicken Sandwich (and be given away via a UK-only contest because life isn’t fair). The chair includes a fry holder, drink holder, two sauce holders, napkin holder

Take a trip down memory lane all the way back to 2001 with this BBC news report about the upcoming release of cameraphones — phones that can take and send photos in addition to text messages. The future! I love how the multimedia message the guy sends in the video

30-year old Oculus co-founder Palmer Luckey has created a virtual reality headset that kills a user in real life if they die in-game, by exploding their head. Finally, the high-stakes video gaming I’ve been waiting for! Some more information about the headset while I wonder what Facebook’s next move will