This is a video of a pet sulcata tortoise named Seamus (aka the Bulldozer and The Crazy Dinosaur on TikTok) vigorously humping a basketball when he decides to bring his new girlfriend inside to meet the family and attempts to come through the dog door. Meanwhile, the family’s actual dog

This is a short video of precious little Noah’s secret hiding place getting crashed by his mom Blair while he’s snacking on some crackers and watching shows on his iPad. Admittedly, that’s a pretty nice office he’s got there minus no privacy lock. Man, I wish I was still small

Note: Not the whole chart, keep going to see the whole thing down to 18 characters. This is a chart detailing how long it would take a brute force password program (a program that “systematically attempts every possible permutation of the letters, numbers and symbols involved in the password”) to

This is a video from researchers at the University Of Washington who have developed a tiny, pannable camera system capable of streaming live video that’s so small it can fit on the back of a beetle (or any other small insect). The entire system weighs only 248 milligrams in total.