This is a video of a pet sulcata tortoise named Seamus (aka the Bulldozer and The Crazy Dinosaur on TikTok) vigorously humping a basketball when he decides to bring his new girlfriend inside to meet the family and attempts to come through the dog door. Meanwhile, the family’s actual dog (a Frenchie wearing a pearl necklace of her own) is terrified to go near the door. And I don’t blame her — I walked in on Michelangelo and some Ninja Turtle groupies once and no amount of Windex will wipe those streaks from my eyes. I’ll never look at Bagel Bites the same again either.
@crazydinosaur03 Scout is scared shitless ππΆπ’#africansulcata #bulldozer #aggressivetortoise #destructive #basketball #nope #frenchie β¬ original sound – The Crazy Dinosaur