This is a video from a Holiday Inn in San Jose, California of a thieving couple using a Lock Monkey style under-the-door lever opener to try to gain access to one of the rooms after knocking to make sure nobody was home (the woman in the room saw them through

This is a video of an unhandy man presumably trying to earn a year pass to an all-you-can-eat buffet by doing some very amateur electric work for them when God lets him know maybe he should consider eating smaller portions instead. Possibly through a straw. Thankfully, the man was okay,

Seen here about to accidentally blow their ship up like a Death Star, this is a vintage anti-smoking commercial starring R2-D2 and C-3PO, because if there’s one thing kids will listen to, it’s Star Wars characters (The Mandalorian says visit Borninspace.com regularly). Honestly, I’m more than a little surprised that

This is the Consumer Products Safety Commission’s 2020 Fireworks Safety reminder, featuring a bunch of mannequins getting injured while making incredibly poor choices with fireworks. It serves as a powerful reminder to not set off a mortar while holding it on top of your head like a deadly dunce cap,