This is a delightful video of vocalist Jared Halley performing a multi-track cover of Bobby “Boris” Pickett and the Crypt-Kickers’ Halloween classic ‘Monster Mash’ with his 10-year old son Noah. And, unlike anything else you’ll probably see or hear on the internet today, this was just good, clean fun. Enjoy

This is a short video of a mylar skeleton balloon doing its best dementor impression in an attempt to haunt a neighborhood street. It does a decent job, although I could tell its heart really wasn’t in it. Because it doesn’t have one! “Because it’s a skeleton.” What? No, because

Because spooky season is upon us, this is a video of a a Jeep spotted leaving a Wegmans supermarket with one of those 10-foot skeleton Halloween lawn decorations riding in the back. This is arguably the best use of one of those skeletons that I’ve seen. And, knowing the number

This is a video of musician Andrea Boccarusso performing 25 menacing/evil sounding guitar riffs from songs. How evil were they? I got the goosebumps! And not just because I refuse to turn the heat on until October and it’s 52 degrees in here, but my girlfriend has like six sweatshirts

Because spookiness knows no bounds, this is the Halloween Skeleton Cutlery Set available through a third-party seller on the Walmart website. The three-piece sets (a single knife, fork, and spoon) are available in black, silver, and gold for $25 – $28 depending on the finish. So not the cheapest three-piece

These are the food-safe, ultra-realistic human skull bowls crafted and sold by Etsy shop CatacombCulture. They hold 16-ounces, come in a variety of different colors, and are hand wash only and NOT microwave safe. I am okay with that. Unfortunately, they cost $175+ depending on color, which I am much

These are the Bat Masks developed and sold by fashion brand Mantrap 1989 by Heathyr Lawrence. The look like bats and are hand-sewn from four panels of 100% cotton sheeting for an authentic bat look. Unfortunately for anybody who hasn’t already made a small fortune selling potions in the swamp,

These are a few photos and a video of 6-year old Zeus the poodle rocking his Halloween skeleton dog cut and color, as imagined by celebrity pet groomer and his owner, Katrina Short. What a spooky boy! Are you scared? I’m scared…of giving him all the belly rubs! What I’m